51 Humor Senior Citizen Jokes

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Humor senior citizen jokes. Answering he heard his wife s urgent voice warning him herman i just heard on the news that there s a car going the wrong way on interstate 77. Senior citizen texting codes funny atd at the doctors bff best friend fell btw bring the wheelchair byot bring your own teeth fwiw forgot where i was ggpbl gotta go pacemaker battery low gha got heartburn again immo is my hearing aid on lmdo laughing my dentures out ommr on my message recliner omsg oh my. As she laid her pet on the table the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird s chest. Aging funny bones jokes sent to us by you our audience and are categorized to help you find the ones that tickle your aging funny bone the most. Halfway into the trip a little old lady walked up to the front of the bus and told the driver they had a pervert on the bus. Please be careful hell said herman it s not just one car. A senior citizen said to his eighty year old buddy.

Best ever senior citizen joke a woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. The lawyer asked the senior if he d like to play a little game. Poor as a church mouse well then is she good in bed i don t know. Senior citizen jokes a bus load of senior citizens were traveling to a casino. As she laid her pet on the table the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird s chest. The older man was tired and he told the lawyer he only wanted to sleep. With the fearful strain that is upon me day and night if i did not laugh i should die and you need this medicine as much as i do.

Clean funny senior citizen jokes. The driver told her he would check it out at the casino. But the lawyer insisted the game was a lot of fun. Here s how it works he said. Highway driving as a senior citizen was driving down the freeway his cell phone rang.