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It s why humans have given them the apt nickname man s best friend they do silly and questionable things at times which makes for absolutely hilarious dog jokes memes and puns.

Hot dog humor. The man says doc this is terrible. Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog. Hot dog puns wiener jokes frankfurter humor bite into funny hot dog jokes grilly sausage puns and weenie humor you ll relish. The buddhist asks where s my change and the vendor replies change must come from within. Stop touching my buns. When can a pizza marry a hot dog.

Soon after to the buddhist s dismay he realizes the vendor hasn t been forthcoming with the rest of his money. 8 funny hot dog puns what do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit. What do you call a hot dog race. Did you see the movie about the hot dog. The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings and the buddhist hands over a twenty. What s wrong with me the doctor says well first of all you need to eat more sensibly. Written by richard jeng dogs are friendly loyal mischievous sometimes caring and best of all humorous by nature.

The vendor hands him his hot dog and then the buddhist sits down at a nearby table to enjoy it. When can a pizza marry a hot dog. A hot dog in one of his ears a pretzel in the other ear and a nacho chip in one nostril. Mustard because it s the best thing for a hot dog. The vendor makes him the hot dog and the buddhist hands him a 20 bill. A chili dog q. What s wrong with me the doctor says well first of all you need to eat more sensibly.

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