[Liste] 59 Dry Humor Quotes About Life

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Dry humor quotes about life. Life is about creating yourself. If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover spam. Majestic on top kicking like hell underneath. See more ideas about humor funny quotes bones funny. Jinnah and i hope to die as plain mr. I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man and i hate people like that. I am very much averse to any title or honours and i will be more than happy if there was no prefix to my name.

Life isn t about finding yourself. I never knew my real ladder some cause happiness wherever they go. Life quotes 61k inspirational quotes 58k humor quotes 37k philosophy quotes 23 5k god quotes 21k inspirational quotes quotes 19 5k truth quotes 19k wisdom quotes 17 5k romance quotes 16 5k poetry quotes 16 5k death quotes 15 5k. 278 share your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Be careful not to do your good deeds when there s no one watching you. Fyodor dostoevsky life love you world. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life that s beautiful.

Sarcastic quotes and sayings. By now i should have learned that luck if she was a lady was a mean spirited bitch with a grudge against me. Tom lehrer. Johnny carson we go through life thinking we re invincible but the truth is we re totally vincible. I have lived as plain mr. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket i d miss you so much and talk about you fondly to everybody who asked the early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese this is my step ladder.

If you were to destroy the belief in immortality in mankind not only love but every living force on which the continuation of all life in the world depended would dry up at once. That seventies show go through life like a duck.